What is Sin

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A family received an important recall notice that says:

The Creator of mankind is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve, that has resulted in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, ‘Subsequent Internal Non-Morality,’ or S-I-N.

Symptoms include: loss of direction, foul vocal emissions, selfish behavior, depression, fear and aggression.

The manufacturer, who is not at fault, is nevertheless providing a repair service, free of charge, to correct this SIN defect. The number to call is P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN
by pressing R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.

Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart.

Warning: If you continue to operate your human unit without correction, you void the manufacturer’s warranty. This is because you expose the human unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list. For free
emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S.

DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall action will eventually be scrapped in the furnace.

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